Isaac Newton’s “Law of Gravity”:  every point mass in the universe attracts every other point mass with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

Les Overhead’s “Law of Brevity”:  every person of any mass in the universe wants you to make your point in the fastest, shortest, most entertaining way possible. Think long, write short, laugh like a mad man.